(And she’s never been more turned on in her life.)
Commission for Taylor.
ps i’m taylor that’s me i commissioned this
possibly the best use for that money i got wayyyy back when i commissioned this
god bless eli
i spent about 20 minutes looking at every single reblog while this had 291 notes just so i could stare at tags and make sure people were starting to ship it
also following anyone who said they do
i’m desperate
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
it tastes like you
why is being called a pig even an insult have you ever seen a pig they are adorable as fuck
OINK!
your input is appreciated
if you accidentally misgender a non binary person thats ok everyone makes mistakes
if you deliberately misgender a non binary person i will slap you in the face with a rubber chicken and replace all the songs on your ipod with the kidz bop covers
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
(Source: rexuality)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it